Loni's Life

Happy Mother's Day to my "College Mom" Cheryl aka Mama C.   She adopted me late in life after we met through our Take Off Pounds Sensibly chapter.  She inspired me to return to college to finish my Bachelor's degree. She was there every step of the way through those last 14 classes to graduation. She's been there every step of the way as I work on my MBA in Project Management and through the emotionally tough days during my divorce. Even though by the calendar she is only old enough to be an older sister, she is every bit like having another Mama in my life and I am eternally blessed and grateful that she and her boys are family. Love ya! Train from Anchorage to Denali - May 2012

This list was shared with me by an email pal... and so I share it with you all and wish all the Moms, Aunties, and special Mama-types out there a very happy Mother's Day   1.      My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE  . "If you're going to kill each other, do  it outside.. I just finished cleaning."   2.  My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."   3.   My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock  you into the middle of next week!"   4.  My mother taught me LOGIC . "  Because I said so, that's why."   5.  My mother taught me MORE LOGIC  . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."   6.  My mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."   7.  My mother tau...

A great big Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms of the world! http://www.dayformothers.com/mothers-day-humour/my-mother-taught-me.html My Mother Taught Me… To Value A Job Well Done If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. Time Travel If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week! Logic Because I said so, that's why. Foresight Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident. Irony Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. Osmosis Shut your mouth and eat your supper. Stamina You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. Weather This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. Hypocrisy If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate! Circle Of LifeI brought you into this world, and I can take you out. Behavior Modification Stop acting like your father! Envy There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who...