My BFF is out of town on business... yet she is also taking care of stuff for our vacation plans in paradise for January. Our flights are booked thanks to miles and space at Camp Grandma's is available, hooray. Thanks also to hotel points, we're taking a hop near the end of our vacation time to Big Island at a luxury resort... is it time yet ?! Well tonight the conversation goes something like: Me: ...black sand beaches', BFF: What? Me: Well, you know Big Island is the youngest of the islands and that there are active volcanoes there. BFF: We don't want to be anywhere near any of that. Me: Well, it depends; there may be some safe viewing areas. BFF: Oh yeah, like there's a show.... Me: {Hysterical laughter breaking out}.. No this is not like Old Faithful and you know when it will erupt... BFF: Ok, I don't know what made me think there was a timed show... ok, truly a blonde moment {additional laughter} Now that I write this, perhaps...